Love at first touch.
My dog is a fail.
I just found what may be the best description of Orphan Black, season one: “Sarah hopes that cleaning out a dead woman’s bank account will solve all of her problems. Instead, her problems multiply - and so does she.”
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like
my room isn’t messy it’s grunge
- taco bell employee: how are you today?
- me: crunchwrap supreme