I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog



shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay



gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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happiest:

I think my mum got a new phone

happiest:

I think my mum got a new phone



yycolon:

FIRMLY GRASP IT

yycolon:

FIRMLY GRASP IT



(Source: ticklish-panda)



cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING




sizvideos:

Art Made From A Pile Of Junk - Video



bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built



evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?



shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage