princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)



unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES




my kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Source: huckleberryb)



urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage



karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.image

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

(Source: eggstraterrestrials)




taranamgabata:

did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.
so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.
and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.
i kid u not. didn’t make this shit up.



petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB

petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB

(Source: cute-overload)



gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

(Source: suckonmynick)




showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

(Source: khaleesjorah)



(Source: 4utom4t1c)




asukasunderpants:

legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

this is actually so legit

(Source: deezyville)



ruinedchildhood:

When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell

ruinedchildhood:

When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell

(Source: beyoncevenezuela)



(Source: only----gifs)



tbhtumblah:

wristsareforbracelets:

2000ish:

remember when 15 cent wanted to fuck Penny but Oscar was all up on his ass.

their baby would be 16 cent

it took me a second

tbhtumblah:

wristsareforbracelets:

2000ish:

remember when 15 cent wanted to fuck Penny but Oscar was all up on his ass.

their baby would be 16 cent

it took me a second

(Source: love-break-burn-end)



(Source: 1overjordan24)