trolltina:

me as a parent



snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes



bmore-fit:

bmore-fit:

I have the only dog on the planet that is ashamed of his own farting

reblogging bc this is hilarious and a daily occurrence 

bmore-fit:

bmore-fit:

I have the only dog on the planet that is ashamed of his own farting

reblogging bc this is hilarious and a daily occurrence 



unclefather:

unclefather:

i want to suck a dick

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mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out



openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief



(Source: topherchris)



officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home




kittenpatches:

azaluxe:

molebucks:

ah

congratulations

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news



scruffyfrank:

you know when you’re paying close attention to a song and you can perfectly hear the bass line or the harmonies you didn’t notice before or when the lead singer takes a breath man it’s like the song just dissolves into your bloodstream it makes me so happy



stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 



megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school




(Source: orhgasm)